An Assistant That Scales With You
Emails, pitches, proposals, and updates - all by voice. Get the output of an executive assistant for €147 once.
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One-time cost
Monthly fees
ROI payback
The Founder Communication Tax
You didn't start a company to write emails. But here you are.
Email Overload
You spend 2+ hours daily on email. That's 10 hours a week not building your product.
Pitch Perfectionism
Every investor email feels like it needs to be perfect. So it sits in drafts for days.
Update Fatigue
Investors, team, advisors - everyone wants updates. But you'd rather build than write.
No Budget for Help
An executive assistant costs $5k+/month. You need one, but the runway math doesn't work.
The Math Makes Sense
Executive Assistant
- • $5,000-8,000/month
- • Training time: 1-2 months
- • Limited availability
- • Turnover risk
$60,000+/year
Vocoding
- • €147 one-time
- • Ready in 5 minutes
- • 24/7 availability
- • Never quits
€147 forever
Your Executive Communications Team
35+ agents built specifically for founder workflows.
Cold Email Crafter
Writes compelling outreach that gets responses
Rambling pitch → Tight 3-sentence email that opens doors
Investor Update Writer
Structures monthly updates investors actually read
Scattered thoughts → Professional update with metrics and asks
Proposal Generator
Turns verbal scopes into polished client proposals
Call notes → Complete proposal with pricing and timeline
Meeting Summarizer
Creates action-oriented meeting recaps
Meeting ramble → Clear summary with action items and owners
Pitch Deck Assistant
Helps articulate slides and talking points
Rough idea → Slide content with narrative flow
Rejection Handler
Crafts professional responses to nos that keep doors open
Disappointed reaction → Graceful response that preserves relationship
A Day in the Life
Morning Email Blast
Clear your inbox before 9am by voice-responding to everything
Investor Updates
Monthly updates drafted while walking to coffee
Sales Proposals
Turn discovery call notes into proposals same-day
Team Announcements
Important communications that land the right way
Investor Deck? Board Updates? Safe.
When you're talking about fundraising, financials, or strategy, privacy matters.
- ✓Audio transcribed locally - never sent to cloud
- ✓LLM processing can be fully local with Ollama
- ✓No data storage, no telemetry, no training on your content
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The Best Hire You'll Make This Year
€147
One payment. Lifetime of leverage.
Pre-sale price. Will increase to €197 in the next phase.